Now I'm thinking of the joke (an old joke, is my guess):
In France some things are forbidden. In Germany some things are permitted.
Which country would you rather live in?
Germany! I've even lived there. Ironically, Germany is where nudism as we know it originated.
But France isn't bad either. Better than the U.K. Haven't been to Tuscany, though. Not so crazy about where I live now (Virginia) but don't like the idea of moving again. I've been to Oklahoma, too. The differences between one place and another are minimal, allowing for the weather. You're the same person anywhere you live.