Poor choice of how to be a free range naturist

[John P]

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/naked-fugitive-rescued-crocodile-infested-waters-australia/

JBG, does that Secret Naturist's Handbook of yours explain how to deal with large hungry reptiles?

[jbeegoode]

I don't know. I haven't read it in years and am going on as it unfolds, just like you. It is kinda Scotland-centric. How's the huge reptile population in the isles? Didn't the Werewolf in London, end up naked with the reptiles in the London zoo at some point? Maybe it was that scene in "The Invisible Man" of the eighties at the Washington zoo, when the invisible juice wore off, I'm thinking of.

I suppose that this will have to be addressed by one of us in comment at the appropriate time to expand and update the more narrow scope of Lookee's bit of literature. Should be in this "Safety" section. Not so many desert crocs, but a rattler sure looks big when it gets cocky.
Jbee

[John P]

Scotland centric? Then it should have an extensive section on how to avoid being devoured by monsters!

[Peter S]

Scotland’s problems are not giant sized but mini - the country suffers from the curse of the midges.

[ric]

Led by wee krankie


For our colonial friends wee krankie is the leader of the scots nationalist party in the devolved scottish parliament.
Rather short and hates anything english

[Davie]

Just beware of the feral haggis, collectively known as haggi. Legs are shorter on one side. Its the opposite side for males and females. Helps them to mate when running round those steep mountains.

The English don't understand! I ordered a haggis from the supermarket a couple of days ago and as they hadn't got any they sent black pudding instead!! These are made from pork blood, with pork fat or beef suet, and a cereal, usually oatmeal, oat groats or barley groats. I like them, but they ain't haggis, even though if they had provided haggis they would probably have been farm raised rather than wild!

Davie 

[jbeegoode]

Haggis? Sounds like a good bait to catch a sand shark with. I'd take some done to the Rillito River and dangle it around to experiment, but haggis is as plentiful here as the sand sharks.
Jbee

[nuduke]

Led by wee krankie
For our colonial friends wee krankie is the leader of the scots nationalist party in the devolved scottish parliament.
Rather short and hates anything english

And named after Jimmy Krankie, one of a comedy double act, The Krankies (Jimmy's really a woman and real name Jeanette Tough). 
Hopefully this link will work.  The politician, Nicola Sturgeon is on the left, fairly obviously.  She does have glancing similarity to Jimmy Krankie.  The name wee Krankie was given to her by  our Prime Minister Boris Johnson in an unguardedly insulting moment in front of the press.  Sturgeon was furious.  The Krankies were a fairly toe curlingly unfunny duo but had enormous TV success in the 1980s/90s.  Thereafter they continued to perform up to 2019, mostly in Christmas shows in Glasgow, and retired after 50 years of performing due to Jeanette's osteoporosis.
This link gives a flavour.
This is a massive digression from naturism but I enjoyed looking it up and clarifying it for you Yanks.
John