Nude Across America Pt. 5: Green Aliens Everywhere

[jbeegoode]

We visit the UFO museum in Roswell, New Mexico and then travel across the Great Plains to a lake, trees and fresh cut grass. I feel like I've landed on another planet!

https://thefreerangenaturist.org/2021/09/11/nude-across-america-pt-5-green-aliens-everywhere/

Jbee

[Peter S]

At least the “aliens” were naked even if you couldn’t be!

[jbeegoode]

Okay, a cop comes across a couple of naked alien tourists walking down the street. What would he do? Call for backup? Pull a gun? Arrest them, insisting that they put on pants? Most laws state that they don't want our genitals exposed, but all of those aliens appear to have no genitals!!!

If we have no genitals, or could leave them in a box at home (a jewel box of course) could we all walk around naked without harassment?

The world was so different all of that day, and much of the trip, that I could have been on another planet. Being naked, I suppose that I would have been pretty much an alien to the local authorities and expect to be treated as such.

Now, if a alien species did land here, we could expect them to be treated in the same rude unfriendly aggressive judgemental manner.
Jbee

[nuduke]

What is it about rural middle America that seems to make them want to erect giant fibreglass figures all over the place.  How does that giant Cowboy stay up in the wind and rain, I wonder?
John

[jbeegoode]

He has a metal bar up his keester, several propping him up. I have pictures, but,probably get the picture.He was erected by a now defunct bank...Happy Bank. He is thin and a bit aerodynamic to withstand those prairie winds and tornadoes.

Giant road runner outside Las Cruces was like a B-movie. There will be more notable roadside attractions as the series progresses. The grand finale will be towards the end in the chili pepper capital of the world. The is a collection there. Several iconic figures, pop like an Andy Warhol gallery. Colonel Sanders, Bob's Big Boy, Yogi Bear, and more.

Here in Tucson there is one of the Tyrannosaurus Rex statues that are life-size in the front of McDonald's. During lock-down, it wore a huge mask across the teeth. In Colorado a miniature production of a dinosaur,(the really big one the size of a house) was for sale $1200! The originals were huge placed in front of some Sinclair gas stations.
Jbee

It is advertising, or something to make a place memorable usually.

[Greenbare Woods]

At least the “aliens” were naked even if you couldn’t be!

I always assumed that aliens were depicted as being covered in some kind of body suit, like a space suit but more form fitting.  Perhaps for protection on a planet with a different atmosphere.  Even the "bug" eyes look like goggles of some kind. 

[jbeegoode]

Having personally participated in an autopsy at the museum (see picture)  , you could be correct Bob. But there still ain't no genitals to hide.

It also looks like my two pals that I bumped into out in the Tucson Mountains, the one sitting down in the picture may have saggy pants.

It is true that people seeing possible nudes assume that there is clothing when they aren't sure. Perhaps it is also that naturists assume that eveything, other than conventional people is naked?

The one in the autopsy looked as though it had been skinned alive.
Jbee

[nuduke]

It is true that people seeing possible nudes assume that there is clothing when they aren't sure. Perhaps it is also that naturists assume that eveything, other than conventional people is naked?

Feels like wishful thinking!
John