Author Topic: Incredibly funny joke  (Read 795 times)

nuduke

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Re: Incredibly funny joke
« Reply #30 on: May 28, 2019, 09:39:15 PM »
I've been away a few days...what is this thread about exactly? :D
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Re: Incredibly funny joke
« Reply #31 on: May 29, 2019, 07:06:58 AM »
Dunno. Ask John P. He started the thread.
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Re: Incredibly funny joke
« Reply #32 on: May 29, 2019, 05:20:47 PM »
Oh now don't be coming to me for any explanations. I passed along a joke which I got a laugh out of, and people went off into all kinds of irrelevant directions, and they wouldn't listen when I tried to stop them, so none of this is my responsibility any more.

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Re: Incredibly funny joke
« Reply #33 on: May 30, 2019, 01:05:25 AM »
If you happen to be sitting naked by the fire and realize that the more you light your lighter, the lighter your lighter becomes, until it gets so light that the lighter will no longer light.  . .

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Re: Incredibly funny joke
« Reply #34 on: June 02, 2019, 07:02:53 PM »
Oh now don't be coming to me for any explanations. I passed along a joke which I got a laugh out of, and people went off into all kinds of irrelevant directions, and they wouldn't listen when I tried to stop them, so none of this is my responsibility any more.

And if you launched the atom bomb would you deny all responsibility for the collateral damage?  :D
Actually over the years I have come to appreciate all the digressions and doglegs that most of our topics contain.  Often times the digression is better than the original topic :D :D
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Re: Incredibly funny joke
« Reply #35 on: June 02, 2019, 09:33:24 PM »
Some expect the comments to be on the level of a college paper.

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Re: Incredibly funny joke
« Reply #36 on: June 04, 2019, 11:04:15 AM »
if the post is longer than the laptop screen i tend to skip to the next one... unless its got some pics :)

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Re: Incredibly funny joke
« Reply #37 on: June 04, 2019, 11:10:44 AM »
Well, just don't put more effort into reading it than was put into writing it.

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Re: Incredibly funny joke
« Reply #38 on: June 04, 2019, 05:19:16 PM »
I tend read a long post, if someone goes to the trouble and it is important enough for them to write.

This tends to expose me to run on stuff, but if it is quagmire, I will begin to skip through.

I'm one of the most lengthy writers on the board. I try hard to keep it precise, but then I like to be thorough.

I am in the mood, or have some time, makes the difference to how much I kick back and read. If I'm hurried, or tired, I'm less apt to take as much time in consideration of someones point.
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