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Incredibly funny joke
« on: May 17, 2019, 02:10:31 AM »
First nudist: "Have you read Marx?"
Second nudist: "Yes, it's these wicker chairs that do it."

(See how sitting on a towel is for everyone's protection.)

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Re: Incredibly funny joke
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2019, 07:12:17 PM »
First nudist: "Have you read Marx?"
Second nudist: "Yes, it's these wicker chairs that do it."

(See how sitting on a towel is for everyone's protection.)

I've read some Marx and other silly political philosophy. 
I sit on wicker chairs.  I don't sit on towels.

I don't get the joke. 
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Re: Incredibly funny joke
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2019, 04:10:14 AM »
It has nothing to do with actual political philosophy. And it's British.

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Re: Incredibly funny joke
« Reply #3 on: May 18, 2019, 09:52:33 AM »
And your answer made me laugh even more than the original joke ;D ;D
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Re: Incredibly funny joke
« Reply #4 on: May 18, 2019, 09:59:06 AM »
Lol. I now don't know if the answers are banter or not hehehe.

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Re: Incredibly funny joke
« Reply #5 on: May 18, 2019, 11:10:31 AM »
I like the joke about Groucho Marx and John Lennon better. I visited Marx's (Karl, that is) house a few years ago. Didn't go inside, though.

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Re: Incredibly funny joke
« Reply #6 on: May 18, 2019, 02:40:54 PM »
OK.  I'm more awake today.   We're talking *red marks* on one's back side.   Nice pun. 
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Re: Incredibly funny joke
« Reply #7 on: May 18, 2019, 03:12:42 PM »
And in a similar vein:

Do you like Kipling?

I don't know - I've never kippled.

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Re: Incredibly funny joke
« Reply #8 on: May 18, 2019, 08:58:02 PM »
Oh Bob. Now you've killed it.

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Re: Incredibly funny joke
« Reply #9 on: May 20, 2019, 11:33:22 PM »
I like reading Marx:
    Prosecutor: Something must be done. War would mean a prohibitive increase in our taxes.
    Chicolini: Hey, I've got an uncle that lives in Taxes.
    Prosecutor: No, I'm talking about taxes. Money. Dollars.
    Chicolini: Dollas! There's-a where my uncle lives! Dollas, Taxes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgRbxHttZSM

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Re: Incredibly funny joke
« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2019, 06:02:21 PM »
I like reading Marx:
    Prosecutor: Something must be done. War would mean a prohibitive increase in our taxes.
    Chicolini: Hey, I've got an uncle that lives in Taxes.
    Prosecutor: No, I'm talking about taxes. Money. Dollars.
    Chicolini: Dollas! There's-a where my uncle lives! Dollas, Taxes!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgRbxHttZSM
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Speaking of dollars and taxes, it is reported (Washington Times, and others) that the US Government took in a tax surplus of $218 Billion in April, over expenses just under $300 Billion. Total revenue collected over $500 Billion.  That big tax cut we got two years ago is working so well to increase industry and income we need another tax cut.   

I heard it was snowing near Flagstaff enough to cause trouble on I-40.  Global warming is such a problem. 
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Re: Incredibly funny joke
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2019, 04:34:52 AM »
Dang, I sincerely wish that were true. Imagine what would have happened if we all got a real tax dump like the ultra wealthy rulers got. All of that money that the less fortunate could have gotten, circulating and boosting small businesses and making real jobs. The stats are convoluted. The money wasn't used by those beneficiarys to help the economy, it just gave wealth more wealth and we got a few crumbs. I'm wondering if the improved economy is in spite of the tax cuts.

I can't see how this is about nudity, other than the naked truth, or exposing the lies;D

Yes, our friends drove smack dab into that California mountain stuff on their way to a bed and breakfast in your neck of the woods.

We we're heading up to Cottonwood to the Sycamore Canyon and had to change plans and stay local, which was wonderful. Only had to drive a few miles and spend ten bucks on a shuttle, backpack into a minor paradise and veg-out... naked...shuttle wasn't clothing optional.

Nothing normal about the Arizona weather anymore. I've just been making contingency plans, every time I plan a trip. We spent a freaking cold four days at the hot springs a couple of months ago. We just couldn't escape it without flying to southern Mexico. Yup, the climate has definitely changed dramatically this past 30 years. The jet stream just keeps pushing deeper and deeper into lower latitudes, making colder and colder weather fronts in the winter as the poles melt away. Arizona of all places has been getting something called the Siberian Express! ;D...or maybe  :-\
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Re: Incredibly funny joke
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2019, 12:19:36 PM »
As long as there is enough rain, I don't think it matters how warm it gets, although enough rain has long been a problem in the West.

It should be a fact, and I think it is, that the amount of water we have on earth stays the same, more or less. After all, it's a closed system, although it's a very large system. It's a question of distribution (just as it has always been for wealth). Anyhow, I think we've gotten more than our fair share where I live in the last eighteen months. It could also be said that everyone gets the same amount of sun but some places have more clouds than others.

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Re: Incredibly funny joke
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2019, 04:06:37 PM »
Hey you lot, this is MY THREAD. Start your own thread for trivial stuff and so Bob can have his rants. Come on, OUT! Shoo!

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Re: Incredibly funny joke
« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2019, 04:39:41 PM »
Just pretend I'm not here. Consider me only virtually present. Nobody reads what I write anyhow.