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Bob Knows

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Re: The Secret Naturist Handbook
« Reply #105 on: October 11, 2019, 04:15:08 PM »
RE:  Driving naked.

I've been driving nude for a long time.  It was a bit scary the first time I did it, but I've learned that 1. nobody is looking. Everyone is minding their own business, 2. the body work hides most of your lower half.  I've never been able to see what color pants someone is wearing even while driving trucks, 3. Even if someone notices, nobody cares.

I have found that large parking garages and hotel parking lots are good place to dress or undress to drive naked.  They don't watch the parking lot and few pedestrians come and go.

Sometimes at fueling stations I put on pants as I get out of the car.  I find it difficult to even put on shorts in a car.  Everyone else is watching their own car or pump and not watching you.  Your car door and the pumps are as much shield as you need. Choose a pump toward the end rather than in the middle.  One time a couple years ago it was such a nice sunny day that I got tired of my shorts while waiting for the tank to fill, so I took them off, put them through the open window, and stood there naked pumping gas. Some old trucker headed for the big truck area came walking out of the store carrying a tray of coffee and food. He noticed me and stood there with his mouth open while I hung up the hose, got my receipt, walked round to the driver side of my car, and drove off naked. I don't do that often.  I have also driven through towns naked with the convertible top down.  My mustang is so low that my ass is probably only about a foot off the pavement.  I stop at traffic lights and watch the pedestrians walk past minding their own affairs. 

Frequently I drive the 12 miles into our local small town naked and then stop and cover at the edge of town. The bank parking lot or the grocery parking lot are probably not the best places to step out to dress, specially in a small town where other people may know me.  Then I do my shopping and stop again leaving town to undress.  When I'm not planning to stop I just drive through town naked.   I have never had any troubles from all my naked driving.
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Re: The Secret Naturist Handbook
« Reply #106 on: October 11, 2019, 07:43:39 PM »
i had to do a delivery in our nearest city this morning (wells) then a quick visit to the lidle supermarket,  probably a 45 minute drive home ,i stripped off in the car in the supermarket carpark and drove home through the rain with the heater blowing warm air over my naked skin.   at one point a post lady was waiting to cross the road, all her attention was on looking for a gap in the  approaching traffic never even glanced my way as i passed in front of her.   next came Glastonbury... i chickened out and took a route through the backstreets rather than drive right down the high street. but being Glastonbury probably nobody would care even if they did notice.  had to pass through a couple of other small villages but pedestrians dont seem the least bit interested in passing cars.

Glastonbury tor is one of the local tourist attractions, about 10 miles from home , we can actually see the thing from just down the lane,   must be about 50 years since i last went up it.   its crying out for a naked ascent...perhaps an early summer morning escapade, maybe next summer.     on the way to Bridgwater theres a similar hump with a ruined church on top , Burrow Mump,  not such a well frequented tourist trap , might try that one first.

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Re: The Secret Naturist Handbook
« Reply #107 on: October 11, 2019, 10:57:07 PM »
I usually use my wrap around w/ velcro kilt when traveling nude. The shorts are just too much trouble in and out of a cramped car. Often, I just undo the thing and lay it off to the side to enjoy the comforts of nude. When I do stand outside, I could be just adjusting it, not putting on, but if someone did catch wind, it says that I'm a bit unconventional and explain the possibility that I may have been nude. I put a shirt on to get into the stores, and do so outside the car.

Gas pump stations have people standing around bored, watching the numbers, or they wash the windows. I find them often curious to check out the other customers. They often have passengers sitting bored that watch others inside the vehicles. I'd say in a busy station that there is usually someone delighted to see something other than digital numbers clicking and the side of the car. I mind my own business at the pump, usually washing the windows, but even so, I will look and just see out of the corner of my eye the other people there. I don't think that I'm unusual that way.

Sometimes, when DF is doing the honors and I don't have to get out, I have no problem not being seen as nude just sitting there, even in the low slung Honda, because of angles. When one opens that door, I think, anyone needs to be on guard, or find themselves reckless and breaking the Arizona law.
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Re: The Secret Naturist Handbook
« Reply #108 on: October 12, 2019, 09:44:37 AM »
i also find the wrap handy for getting in and out of shorts.     wearing just the wrap its easy to pull the shorts on under it without displaying anything untoward.  similar wearing shorts you can put the wrap over the top to drop the shorts.

yesterdays changing from trousers to naked in the car was a pain,  i should have donned the wrap over the trousers whilst standing beside the car, lost the trousers , got in the car then just undone the wrap in the car... but it was raining . :)

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Re: The Secret Naturist Handbook
« Reply #109 on: October 12, 2019, 09:06:37 PM »
Dealing with getting my pants over my shoes can complicate things. Like I don't want to stand by my car door barefoot in at a gas station, or an asphalt parking lot. I don't want to go through that dance where one shoe comes off, even a flip flop for one pant's leg and then back on. Then the other in turn. A wrap just gets done.

Yea ric, I two have used the kilt to conveniently drop trough a few times in a busy area next to my car. One can change clothing here in public, but must not be reckless enough to expose genitals, anus or a woman, her breast. Most people who might notice look the other way to be polite, or in case they might have stumbled on to something and don't want to embarrass.

A kilt then just gets undone and pulls away, falling to each side. It also provides a sit towel effect. Still, I like the sense of liberation and the air optimally around my body. If it's convenient, I'll just leave the kilt within reach and sit on a nice terry towel. It rolls up and is comfortable as an arm rest cushion.

I've never gotten out and attended to my duties nude at a gas station. There are cameras, the filler is on the opposite side of the car, if say a patrol car happens to drive by or stop by. I like to wash my windows at that time. It would be too close to crossing a line, even a hassle, when I'm there to get a job done. If it was legal, I assume that like most anything else, it could make the job just a little bit better. In Arizona, one must be careful around hot metal cars. Leaning over to wash the windows on my truck could burn me.
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Re: The Secret Naturist Handbook
« Reply #110 on: October 18, 2019, 02:04:32 AM »
FORCED NUDITY: From TSNH:

One of the factors that make secret naturism such an enjoyable activity is being separated from your clothing. When you explore the countryside naked, without carrying clothing, the experience is greatly enhanced. Forced nudity takes this theme to the next level.

The idea behind forced nudity is to deliberately place yourself in a situation where you are denied access to your clothing and there are a number of ways to achieve this.

One method uses your own house as a means of denying access to your clothing and you can only get hold of your clothing after a certain task has been completed. How it works might be as follows.

First you need to stash a spare house key somewhere remote from your house. This could be many miles away or simply at the foot of the garden. Then you go the house, strip off and leave all clothing inside. You then go outside, lock the door and push the keys through the letter box. You then have to retrieve the key you stashed earlier to gain access back to the house and your clothing. Garages or garden sheds may also be employed.

A variation on this method is to use a vehicle. Start off by hiding a spare car key at a location of your choice. You may also want to stash a set of clothing there as well. You then drive to another location, strip off and leave all clothing inside the vehicle. Finally, lock the vehicle leaving the key inside (if possible). You then have to retrieve the key stashed previously to get hold of your clothing.

Another variation on this theme is to use a portable lockable box to deny access to clothing. This method allows you to make use of all manner of locations. What you need is a metal box large enough to hold your clothing that can be locked by means of a padlock. A large cash box with a hasp & staple for the padlock would be ideal.

You would start off my taking the box to a suitable location where it would be hidden. Your next step would be to take a spare key for the padlock to a second location, perhaps some distance away. Next, return to where you hid the storage box, strip off and leave all clothing inside. Finally, place the key inside and close the padlock. To access your clothing you need to collect the spare key hidden earlier and return back to the storage box to access your hidden clothing.

Another way of achieving forced nudity is to use time and place to deny access to your clothing. A good place for this method would be a supermarket with adjacent woodland or countryside where you can hold up during your forced nudity period.

What you would do is to arrive at the location before the store opens or gets too busy. You would first park your vehicle, strip off and leaving your clothing inside the vehicle, head off into the woods or countryside. While you are away the supermarket will get busy with shoppers and you might not be able to return until later that day when things quieten down.

Forced nudity can also be achieved with the aid of an assistant. You would start off by stashing a set of clothing at a known location. Then you would drive to a second location some distance away where you would strip off and hand all clothing to your assistant. They would then leave you stranded to make you own away to your original clothing stash.

Disposable clothing can also be used for forced nudity and works much in the same way as using an accomplice. Again, you would hide a set of clothing, then make your way to a second location. There you would destroy the clothing you are wearing, perhaps by throwing into a river, cutting up or by burning. You can purchase some very cheap clothing for this purpose from charity shops or discount stores. You then have to retrieve your original clothing stash.

Forced nudity can both be rewarding and challenging and there are many variations on the above suggestions. However, a few words of warning. The thrill and excitement of this technique can considerable and you may find it difficult to return to the more mundane secret naturist activities.
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Re: The Secret Naturist Handbook
« Reply #111 on: October 18, 2019, 02:47:15 AM »
I was looking for the compatible thread about forced nudity, but found nothing. Maybe I missed it. I know that TSNS website had a thread at length.

I've never done this. It is enough for me to simply walk away in a no backup situation. That is liberating in a given circumstance.

Back in the 1980's, I used to manage a foray with someone across my residential neighborhood each year. It was stealth and an adventurous rush, with much perceived risk. It was late at night and our consciousness had been altered by some substance. These days, the rush is not my goal, nor accepting the risk from taking chances.
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