Accosted by a pack of toys! I've got a vicious pair of chihuahuas across the street and a pair of shitzus next door. The high pitched yap might be dangerous to the ears.
Years ago, my folks had a summer house in the mountains, with a Malteze and a Pomeranian. As a joke they put a "Beware of Dog" sign out back for the passing golfers. It was on the dogleg of the 10th hole (Lots of foul language and muttering). Quite a few balls landed out of bounds there in the yard.
I brought my black doberman up to visit, who liked to chase balls, any balls. I went out back to find some poor guy standing sweating looking at my playful, sissy, loving dog. His golf ball was between those lovely choppers that Dobes have. I handed him his slimey ball and instructed my dog to not fetch any more.
Still, sounds like they couldn't cite a hiker, with no signs, if they happened to be out on the tracks in that remote place. I don't carry I.D. Is the train wreck still there?
Jbee