NUDUKE!
“The annual naturist hibernation will start soon!” HIBERNATION! You are not a bear, lizard or beaver, you are of a species that moves, a buffalo, a free bird, or a human. Head south, until it feels correct. You go to Egypt in the winter! You stay away from Muslim countries, unless you are on a cultural trip.
I just read a paper on the reaction during and after Arab Spring to two women that posted nude picks in protest of for a woman’s right to her own body and none of the dip-ships or their media could figure out that a woman belongs to herself, or were afraid to talk about it. You hang out with seriously cracked social and religious systems and you get jaded. You hang out with a barber and soon you’ll get a haircut.
I’ve gotten heat stroke. I had clothes on, no hat, exerting in the sun and used to sitting fat and happy in an air-conditioned building. Going from cool to hot will whack you every time, especially with humidity. You acclimate and stay naked, drink plenty of water and chill in the heat of the day and you will be okay, like normal people. Did Egyptian slaves wear clothes, did pharaoh? Do you know why we have siesta here? Why construction workers start at sunrise and quit at noon or one?
Once it gets over 104F it is too hot. Things have to slow up, even naked me!
Three weeks later, I’m still recovering from a fever and Montezuma’s revenge. My iron and B-12 are on the fritz. I haven’t been off the couch really for weeks. Dehydration, etc, can be bugger.
I remember you freaking out before and me having to pep-talk you out of the funk. Here goes again.
“There are so many things that work against my desired naturist state such as a sun allergy, allergy to some suntan preps and insect repellants, a fair skin, an intolerant wife, living in the UK, an innate over caution of being observed.”
You came to us as ghostly white a man as I have ever seen. You literally glowed in the dark. I didn’t know that white people can be actually pure white. I said to myself, “This guy needs some sun.”
Some people have to watch sun more than others, it is true, but we are an adaptable species and judicious sunlight will build up. It ain’t sun allergy, it’s not enough sun. Suntan preps are poison and not needed. I don’t use them, I cover up when I’m getting to my limit. Insect repellants! That stuff is poison, too. Notice how it kills bugs? There are a few great organic products that work better than deet. Arbico has a very good one. I’m allergic to many insects. I stay away from places with them, or I use the natural juice. Fair skin? You still need sunlight all over. Think shade! Intolerant wife, means that you need a new hobby like free hiking, or camping and groups going to warm places like Arizona in the Spring, Winter and Fall. She’ll give you your space if it makes you healthy and happy. You don’t need a wife for that. You also know as well as I do that innate over caution is something that practice alleviates.
This leaves one obstacle to pray to Genesha for, living in the UK. The solution has been a naked by a warm hearth (204 arguments), sauna, canning fermented foods, or eating your pets. Sun rooms, or walks naked in the sun and moon anyway. Umbrellas and leather capes. OR, vacation and come home and brag to your friends about your all over tan. To hibernate!!! Pishshaw!
And one more slap on the knuckles young man, you are a naturist, it’s you. It’s what you are. All you need is to step out into the air naked and free once and you will want more and more. It ain’t BEER, it ain’t sugar in tea, it AIN’T like smokin’ either, APPLES TO ORANGES, plain and simple. IT IS ALL GOOD FOR YOU. Da Nile ain’t just a river in Egypt, you need it.
The problem here isn’t naturism. It is indeed a problem with tenacity and priority. Naturism calls…like a siren in the wind.
We’re looking out for you. You’ve been running around with a bad crowd, with clothes on.
Jbee