Naked Bicycle Riding in Seattle

[jbeegoode]

In a box, somewhere in a distant galaxy in my brain, there lies a reference to orchis. The introduction probably came from an incident somewhere in pubescence or shortly thereafter, probably curiously looking for the sexy part of an anatomy text book.

Yes, at one time the word had enough relevance to actually stash it away for future reference. Dang if when the day finaly arrived it was buried just too deep to get to. Maybe the pages were stuck together, from that day so long ago. Maybe, poetic license obscured the word like 50 years of dust.

Wow! I'm gonna make a up a word one of these days. Yup, Nuduke, you'll be digging in deep to cipher that jewel.
Jbee

[eyesup]

I'm very confused, but having a good laugh.

Mission accomplished!

Having no clue what orchiseal means, I was attempting a few puns and malapropisms.
The words were intentional and if caused confusion I plead guilty to wordplay of a lesser grade.
 

Duane

[nuduke]

Did I get that wrong? Were you referring to the nuts who might "flail" into a tizzy at the sight of an older guy in a thong, Nuduke?

Dear boy, to we Brits the term 'Nuts' is another euphemism for testicles!

Maybe the pages were stuck together, from that day so long ago.

Metaphor charmingly applied! Certainly rang a bell with me, good analogy for those moments when the thing you want to remember just won't come!

John

[reubenT]

except when riding an exceptionally rough road on an unsprung two wheeler,  the ride is smoother than a trotting horse,  where naked rider nuts can get a beating.  I rode a plenty two wheelers in my younger days but don't think i ever tried it naked.   Someday I'll get me another and get back to riding muscle powered wheels,  but probably not until I can get started on the diet I'm aiming at starting.   Heavy on wheat grass juice and other raw items grown in high mineral soils.  With that I should be able to build endurance quickly to a much higher level than otherwise. 

[Safebare]

My experience in riding 2 wheels is similar to Barerider. I rode WNBR - Austin in 2012. I am in the video in a couple of spots. I was also lucky enough to rent a cabin across the street from the Wildlife Preserve on Caddo Lake. 8100 acres of piney woods to hike bike & canude to my heart's delight. The boys ride high in the saddle with no problem. Much easier to manage without the fabric barrier.  Chaffing can be an issue if not prepared on the longer rides.

[nuduke]

Chaffing can be an issue if not prepared on the longer rides.

I thought as much in post of 15/6!
John

[eyesup]

Much easier to manage without the fabric barrier.  Chaffing can be an issue if not prepared on the longer rides.

Are you talking about a fabric cover on the seat? I have a 10 speed with one of those long narrow seats. It doesn't seem to be a seat really made for a comfort ride.

Duane

[jbeegoode]

A bike seat can acquire some nasty leavings. I have tied a seat cover over my bike seat. I once had an eccentric friend who was the first boy to integrate an all female college. He was still traumatized by all of the attention. He had a stolen bicycle seat collection for sniffing purposes.

I can't imagine those skinny seats without those padded bike shorts. I have always attached after market springy seats, or a silicon filled bead seat cover. Even full suspension bikes can't help those silly seats. They are dangerous, particularly if you are jumping your bike, or extremely bouncy off road.
Jbee

[nudewalker]

As with any endeavor the proper equipment is a necessity. The narrow bike seats are designed to keep the rider in a proper position as not to put undue stress on body parts, namely knees and hips. Those wide padded seats are nice for short rides however they force the knees wider apart and put stress on them. So as I worked toward a metric century a few years ago I rode a 21 speed with padded shorts mostly. On some easy days there was the ride on a bike equipped with front shock absorbers on the abandoned railroad bed. It consisted of two paths made by the vehicles that removed the rails and ties leaving the limestone bed. There was no problem riding a few miles naked once everything settled in place and I would venture a guess that the buttocks didn't suffer because of the time spent in the saddle. After the ride I'd just wipe the seat down with a antiseptic wipe.

Now that the rail trail is complete I would like to return to the scene of the of those escapades as I have ben told that there are a number of ATV trails that could offer some off-road adventures. In other words I need to get my butt back on the bike again!

[eyesup]

So, long ride, skinny seat (possibly with padding), short ride, wide seat?

Not that any of this matters. My bike has the thin racing tires, not for off road. And since I don't have anywhere nearby to take a nude ride on pavement, it a bit irrelevant.

Duane

[jbeegoode]

Apparently, it also depends on how and where you ride. Or, if pleasure, exercise, rough surface, point A to B, or stopping to enjoy the sights, etc.
Jbee

[nudewalker]

You two have summed it up quite well. Not that I'm any kind of expert but for longer rides the narrow saddle, thin tire and light frame are for efficiency, where as the wide seat, bigger tires and shock absorbers are more for comfort. And there are variations and crosses between the two. If I ever make it to France (big IF at this point) besides enjoying some of the places described and written about by our members I would like to ride some of the roads or routes seen watching the Tour de France.

[jbeegoode]

I've never been much for bike on the road. It bores me and it puts my life into someone elses hands.

When younger, I spent lots of time on bicycles of all types. My ideal would be 24 inch wheels with a long frame. Suspension in front for my now older wrists and the rest of the body. I like the full suspension systems, but they don't always go well with rack and panier bags. I like the dirt, back trails, 4x4 roads, etc. I like the lower center of gravity and the ability to wheely over rocks and steps. I like low and high gears, but not a gazillion of them, maybe ten. No one is making a bike like this. It is a cross between BMX and mountain bike. The new bikes are built to make time and roll over rocks, even 29 inch wheels these days. That is just  competition and speed to me. I like to get INTO the road or trail, and maneuver stand up and use the whole of the body and RIDE the bike. I also like to explore, cruise the back country, to sit comfortably, when I'm ready, on a nice cushioned springy seat, leaning back. The weight is more on the rear wheel, the balance focused on that one point. A sturdy light weight contraption is good too.

Back to the issue of chaffing. I road many miles as a kid never wearing out my pants on those wide seats. After getting more middle aged weight on my bones, and not riding for a few years, I noticed the inside thighs of my pants shredding. Maybe it isn't the seat at all? I can see the point of a thin seat for efficiency in redundant motion with legs together, racing. I like to sit back and coast, too.

I do like the river walk here. It is just two lane bike track made of asphalt that has curves and dips in a park-like atmosphere. It is much more fun than a road.
Jbee

[Greenbare Woods]

I was going to ride in the Seattle WNBR a couple of years ago but they are a lot more about hard core bicycle riding than about being naked.   Their route covered 20 miles up hills and down.  I stood downtown and watched them go by.   

It would be better for many naked people if the WNBR route was selected to be easy for occasional riders.   I'm sure it must be in some other cities. 
Bob

[eyesup]

They should have had an alternate route for the normal day trippers.

I stood downtown and watched them go by.

I believe in exercise, "I see people doing it all the time!" 

Duane