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« Reply #45 on: August 23, 2015, 08:36:36 PM »
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I was extremely envious of one chap at AHG who was incredibly evenly tanned.  Not even a slight shading to pale between his buttocks and his tan was so even.  Looked like it had been sprayed on....oh...Ah! well, yes, maybe!

Spray on tan is usually easily spotted. It's just too uniform and often a color that's slightly off. There are no variations in the application.

I don't understand the behavior, you want a nice tan from being in the sun but you don't go out in the sun? To me it's just cosmetics.

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« Reply #46 on: August 24, 2015, 08:00:21 AM »
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compared to Larry or Dave, I look like I have been dipped in white paint and then rolled in flour.

If you're that pale, I must be transparent! I have always been paper white!  I would love to have the capacity to acquire an even, light tan.  I am as brown at the moment as I can remember ever being due to taking advantage of the good patches of uk weather in the garden mostly.  This means I can now detect a difference in shade between the upper surface of my forearms and the other side.  The under surface, less exposed to the sun is white, the upper surface where the sun has been most is slightly cream!!!  However, my back is slightly tanned and due to obsessive barefooting & wearing minimal sandals my feet are a little tanned too compared with my lower legs which seem to be as refractory as a pottery kiln lining!

I was extremely envious of one chap at AHG who was incredibly evenly tanned.  Not even a slight shading to pale between his buttocks and his tan was so even.  Looked like it had been sprayed on....oh...Ah! well, yes, maybe! 

Maybe my new environment will give me additional sunbathing opportunity next year? I fully expect it to.

John
Yea, I had the thought that if anyone had seen you on that golf course in Scottsdale, that they might think that they had seen a ghost wandering. Next year, things WILL be different.

From what I experience, it amazes me when occasionally, I see just how white and pink people can be without sun. Tourists come here to get a tan in the wintertime. Like seeing grass growing on the side of the road, or a tall deciduous tree, one forgets.

By the way, you all, I had no idea that the garden had that natural look to it. I pictured it as much more manicured. AND there are no rattlesnakes hiding under the brush!
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« Last Edit: August 24, 2015, 08:02:53 AM by jbeegoode »
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« Reply #47 on: August 24, 2015, 04:03:59 PM »
By the way, you all, I had no idea that the garden had that natural look to it. I pictured it as much more manicured. AND there are no rattlesnakes hiding under the brush!

The lower garden (the area my pics are from) is very much in the style of a riverside garden. The more formal gardens are at the top of the slope. I have roughly marked the boundary of the gardens in this Google Earth screen grab.



The riverside area is at the top of the picture (the back to front question mark is the path from the gazebo in my 8th picture down to the water). The circles of the herb garden are very visible in the bottom right but everything below the main house is formal lawn and border style garden. What is not obvious from that picture is the steep gradient from the house down to river level.

There are loads of pictures available online to get a  feel for the rest of the gardens.

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« Reply #48 on: August 24, 2015, 05:09:37 PM »
Looked at the Google images and it looks interesting. Particularly the Abbey ruins. That is interesting of itself but if I were there it's the one thing that would draw my wife to the site.

I was reading about it and the history alone is worth the visit, at least for us colonists that have only a 500 yr. history to look upon.

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« Reply #49 on: August 24, 2015, 10:57:08 PM »
I remembered this one from the previous page:

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However, when I did get back she asked me how I'd got on and I gave her a pretty full account (I really enjoyed the crocodile molesting and the roast baby sandwiches were delicious!).  She even looked at my pictures on my phone and she now knows what Ian looks like as I took a nice portrait of his head & shoulders only.  As I skipped over the 1st photo with a nude person in it she said "Why did you skip that one?"  "Because it had a nude person in it. dear, which out of respect I averted from your gaze."  But she did want to see those and looked at the lot (about 30-40, most with no one in but a couple with Ian from the rear and a couple with other naked people in the distance) and commented calmly although throwing in some disapproval at the end.

So good response there.

I also would say that is good response. Not only because she was curious, but actually looked at photos of people behaving normally while naked. You know, strolling around an English Garden just like she would if she were visiting a garden. I hope at least that Ian had shaved.

You couldn't possibly have had a better intro than that one, John. It certainly looks like a great 1st step and a good 1st chip in the old block wall of resistance. Whenever you want to go again you might get less pushback each time.

Plus she's met Ian (sort of).

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« Reply #50 on: August 25, 2015, 01:15:04 AM »
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Plus she's met Ian (sort of)

Yah, John, just keep telling her how 'normal' we all are!!!!

Have fun in the garden, naked!
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« Reply #51 on: August 25, 2015, 09:43:54 AM »
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Plus she's met Ian (sort of)

Yah, John, just keep telling her how 'normal' we all are!!!!

It may be too late for that; she's sort of met me now (and I had not shaved, the beard has been present almost continuously for more than 30 years). Now she knows we are not all normal.

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« Reply #52 on: August 25, 2015, 04:42:44 PM »
Normal, like beauty, is relative.

'Course I wouldn't refer to any of my relatives as either.

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« Reply #53 on: August 27, 2015, 11:10:56 PM »
Did I tell you that just after the AHG day, I changed phones and suppliers and diligently set up new phone, over a couple of days giving time to check all the apps, settings and functions were set up on the new phone.  That allowed me to relinquish the old phone and factory reset it....Arrrrgh! Nooooooo!  I forgot to download my newest photos, the AHG ones.  I'm gutted as there were some good ones and a fine memory of our nice day. I might have been able to post the very nice head and shoulders shot of Ian that I showed my wife.

Hey ho

John

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« Reply #54 on: August 28, 2015, 04:52:03 PM »
I might have been able to post the very nice head and shoulders shot of Ian

Sounds like you folks had a lucky escape...

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Re: AHG
« Reply #55 on: March 14, 2016, 12:49:29 PM »
I have heard that the clothing optional days for this year have been announced

Sunday 22nd May 2016
Friday 17th June 2016
Sunday 17th July 2016
Friday 5th August 2016
Sunday 4th September 2016

I can't find them on the web site though
JOhn

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« Reply #56 on: March 14, 2016, 12:54:33 PM »
You need to look under the events page and then click clothes optional. See here

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« Reply #57 on: March 14, 2016, 01:44:20 PM »
You need to look under the events page and then click clothes optional. See here

Davie  8)
Why couldn't I see the bleedin' obvious? :-[
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« Reply #58 on: March 14, 2016, 01:48:29 PM »
Should have gone to Specsavers!   Sorry

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Re: AHG
« Reply #59 on: March 14, 2016, 11:15:54 PM »
I have since heard from BN that the dell area will NOT be restricted as happened last year after a certain amount of misbehaviour in the area visible from the public footpath and that the entire gardens will be clothing-optional.
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