At last again!
Today I went for a splendid walk - the best for absolutely ages!
You may remember in February I visited some woods where the sunset was stunning but the outcome of the recce was inconclusive and these public woodlands looked like a bit of a magnet for walkers and so on. Well, be that as it may, this afternoon after another appointment in the area, I went again to these woods bordering (but not part of) a local stately home.
Even at 3pm on a Wednesday there was but one car in the park and I set off in my usual SN friendly hiking garb with optimism. It was a stiff climb up uneven ground covered in tall grass and as I skirted the perimeter of the woods to get to the gate (perimeter has barbed wire) I noted that the occupants of the other car (assumed) were heading down again. I could have done even this part of the journey nude but it was after all the approach track (well trodden) to the woods. So I sweltered on. The day was beautiful, humid and hot sun. As I rested on the hillside everything felt moist and verdant in the sticky heat and there was a sharp and cooling contrast when under the shady boles of trees. Lovely.
I reached the gate and headed up the main woodland path. I had come across nobody and could hear nobody. I was alone in the woods as far as I could tell.
Unfortunately the undergrowth at the side of the path was 100% stinging nettles as far as the eye could see. Not good.
At length (actually only a few hundred yards) there was a tiny path off into the undergrowth and despite the fact that I could still see the gate I veered off through the nettles, not so optimistic that they would ever end. But I discovered I was coming to the end of the nettle zone and soon the ground cover gave way to wild garlic and other innocuous plants although there were still a decent peppering of nettles. I picked my way along narrow trodden paths only a shoe wide. I have no idea what these are. Are they animal trails or just natural divisions between clumps of ground plants. They were too thin and winding to be people trails.
After a few more minutes trailing I reached a lovely clearing. Sun dappling through the trees, a few fallen or sawn logs to sit on and dry softish leaf debris to walk on.
BUT WAITTTTT! Those of you who have followed my sad and utterly frustrating attempts to post photos here from my SN OneDrive account will be flabberghasted to learn that I seem to have cracked it! Having spent countless frustrating, harrowing, tear-stained hours with flickr and all manner of other means to embed a picture and never achieving anything that either shows or isn't clickable revealing my entire photo collection, I seem to have struck the formula! Its {img]http://embed code from a certain sequence of operations in my Onedrive online[/img} (used some curly brackets so you see the formula - if I don't it's
. Now don't think I haven't tried many many many similar combinations before on several photo website systems but I've FINALLY!! hit a good one! But I digress...
This beautiful clearing was pretty well shaded from the main path by undergrowth and I knew I was a decent distance from it. I didn't know where the secondary paths were as yet but I decided to disrobe anyway. I 'harked' for a minute or two - no sound or sight of dogs or humans so I went for it. Naked and euphoric, I stood and sat, walked around the clearing and enjoyed the beautiful warmth. Flies whizzed around everywhere and I remembered the one thing I'd forgotten was repellent. Still what's a few bites compared with the freedom of the forest?
By the way, these photos are by way of a brilliant new feature I discovered on my phone whilst setting the 10sec shutter delay. You can tick a box which makes it take a photo every 10 sec (or whatever interval you set). Thus I was able to prop the phone on the ground and move about to ensure I got a few good shots with minimal messing about. That worked well other than my phone had a load of little insects crawling all over it by the time I reclaimed it!
Eventually I decided, since there had been no evidence of humanity in the vicinity for some time, to pack my clothes and walk out to find the next path. Carrying in my hand a pair of lycra knee length swimming shorts, which I'd pre-tested for ability to pull on easily over my hiking keens (verdict, fairly but not perfect but around 5-8 secs), I began to walk out of the clearing.
It was tricky to keep out of the way of nettles but my trusty hiking stick came in very useful. Soon I emerged onto a secondary track. Not so winding so I could see a decent way in front or behind. There were occasional gossamer threads across the track and vegetation bending over the way in places, suggesting nobody been this way recently. So I walked! This I have never done before; walked along a used track where the danger of an encounter was high. But somehow today I felt more confident and strode off down the path. I walked further than I have ever walked naked. I was feeling pretty good! I strode along feeling very Milfmoggish! That is; bold and confident. Eventually I reached sight of the other side of the woodland area a few hundred yards ahead. Oops! Better not emerge naked on the edge of the wood. So, equally confidently, I reversed and strode back along the path looking for the place (easy to spot sapling) where I emerged and went right back to the clearing. Definitely now the longest nude walk in a wood I have ever done and one of the longest durations.
I was
comfortable! In the warm atmosphere, still air and beautiful verdant vegetation, I felt as good as I’ve not felt on a woodland walk for the last couple of years. I remembered to thank the forest with an embrace to a mature oak tree and sat for a little more awhile on a log and walked now barefoot around my little temporary leaf-scented eyrie before I decided to get dressed and return.
Emerging from the undergrowth onto the main path, I decided to take the easy path back and also to wear my huaraches rather than the keens that were getting a bit hot underfoot by now.
As I changed shoes, in the distance I saw a large dog coming through the entrance kissing gate alone. I froze – don’t like unattended dogs. I could only see its silhouette. It looked my way and moved slightly. Wait a mo! Dogs don’t have such spindly legs! It was a small deer. I paced on in my huaraches feeling that wonderful euphoric glow that I always get after a naked walk. Why is this? What is the secret earth magic that makes one feel so good – especially on the clothed return trip? Gaian earth energy recharge I reckon!
The huaraches really are remarkable footwear. My feet were cool and I had a good feeling of stability and walking steadily. You can feel the contours of the ground underneath your feet but it isn’t uncomfortable. Along the approach path to the car park, the way was dry and stony but still the huaraches provided adequate cushioning for comfortable if a bit wobbly walking. I reckon this pebbly, stony path was the nearest thing I’ll get to one of Duane or Jbee’s washes!
I have to say that now having almost bare feet and rolled up trousers (what a sight!) and having met the deer, I realised there was a deer park on adjacent land and my mind did start to think ticks. However, I emerged unticked!
15-20 mins later I was back at the car, glowing with the happy achievement of a really good SN walk (Yes I like that term!) and anticipating a return to that forest but not before I’ve done another hike along my recently discovered riverside walk.
Hope you enjoyed my report. Haven't done a long one like this in yonks (not too long I hope).
John