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Peter S

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Re: The car key problem
« Reply #30 on: December 01, 2016, 01:32:40 PM »
The Lada took over from Skodas as the butt of motoring jokes. Why has the LAda got a heated rear window? To keep your hands warm when you're pushing it. etc
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Re: The car key problem
« Reply #31 on: December 01, 2016, 04:43:52 PM »
Many of the new cars use the electronic part but not the key part. You push the button on the key to unlock.  On some, if your key is near the vehicle it unlocks the back door so you can waive your foot and it opens so  you can put down your groceries without using hands.   Once in, if the key is near your vehicle,  you just push a button to start and go.  No key lock needed at all.

Last summer a woman was visiting, and when she went to leave she couldn't find her key.  After we all searched her car and all around we couldn't find the key, but she pushed the button and the car started.  She assumed that the key was still lost inside the car or it would not have started, but after getting home she found her key by her bathroom sink.  Sometimes with the newer cars you don't need a key at all.
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Re: The car key problem
« Reply #32 on: December 01, 2016, 04:59:30 PM »
you see all these people walking away from their newish cars , point the remote at it the lights flash, they walk away believing all the doors are safely locked nobody goes round checking every door anymore.

none of my old bangers have working remotes, though some have working central locking on using the key, i still check each door . guess old habbits die hard, comes from when the tools inside are worth more than the vehicle.

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Re: The car key problem
« Reply #33 on: December 01, 2016, 05:45:07 PM »
I remember retrieving the old key keeper from under the wheel well of a Volkswagon beetle. As I mentioned it had rusted through and the key was long gone. I do remember the Lada and the jokes associated with it. We have had our share of "lemons" as they are known here. A friend of mine had a Nash Metro which we  called the "rolls Canardly". Rolls down one hill, can hardly make it up the next!
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Re: The car key problem
« Reply #34 on: December 01, 2016, 11:11:55 PM »
on reflection the ladas wernt that bad, they were basically an old fiat design ,   before they came in we had the moskovich saloons and vans , they were the real badly made heaps. having seen them and used russian cameras in the early seventies i never understood how the hell they managed to get into space and back again.

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Re: The car key problem
« Reply #35 on: December 02, 2016, 04:27:57 AM »
The bad reputation was world wide.

The old Presidential plane of the 1960's Airforce One is still here as a museum piece. I remember seeing it in Battle Creek, Michigan in 1967. There is a lack of plastic and a radio device that is down right primitive. It IS amazing that anyone got to space.
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Re: The car key problem
« Reply #36 on: December 02, 2016, 04:36:01 PM »

The old Presidential plane of the 1960's Airforce One is still here as a museum piece. I remember seeing it in Battle Creek, Michigan in 1967. There is a lack of plastic and a radio device that is down right primitive. It IS amazing that anyone got to space.
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In the 1960s I worked at Boeing in a group that did testing for their design engineers.  Part of our group worked on the Apollo Moon mission.  Another part of our group worked on design of the 747 airplanes which the US President still has as his plane.   The electronics have been upgraded but the basic technology is 50 years old.  Donald Trump's private plane is a lot newer.



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Re: The car key problem
« Reply #37 on: December 05, 2016, 12:25:56 AM »
I know this topic is relevant to naturism - it's about freeing oneself from encumbrances such as car keys so that one can be totally nude and free - and the topic hasn't drifted but...I'm deeply impressed at the sheer depth of knowledge of members of the forum about secreted car key boxes!  Awesome!
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« Reply #38 on: December 05, 2016, 09:33:42 AM »
One can also be impressed that we're up to 37 replies without topic drift - oh dear, I've started it.
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Re: The car key problem
« Reply #39 on: December 05, 2016, 04:55:52 PM »
One can also be impressed that we're up to 37 replies without topic drift - oh dear, I've started it.


did you miss the post about trumps plane?

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« Reply #40 on: December 05, 2016, 06:05:38 PM »
One can also be impressed that we're up to 37 replies without topic drift - oh dear, I've started it.


did you miss the post about trumps plane?
Yes. 
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Re: The car key problem
« Reply #41 on: December 06, 2016, 08:37:26 AM »
Ever vigilant to bring us back on topic, could Trump use one of these magnetic devices on his plane and hike free range, or would the aluminum hull be a problem?  ;)

I used to just stash the key on my 20 ft. cutty cabin when hiking at Lake Powell, under a cushion, or something.

There are probably few airplane pilots who don't go from airport to airport, except smugglers....nah, naked crop dusting is possible. People fly and skydive nude, but do they land and then free range in nature without backup. If you fly into a remote area, then there is probably no one to steal the plane anyway. :P

Trains, planes and automobiles....Jus, sayin'
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Re: The car key problem
« Reply #42 on: December 06, 2016, 02:42:06 PM »
SLEEPING GIANT FREEHIKE
(Ken Sunwalker’s Lost Key Adventure)

I’m sitting in my room at my computer, nude, looking across the Helena, MT valley to the partially cloud covered mountain called Sleeping Giant, reminded of the freehike I took last Friday.

The Sleeping Giant is a prominent Helena landmark, a tall mountain to the north that looks like a giant laying on its back, with craggy rocks to the right side that look like a face – nose, mouth, etc.  Everyone in Helena recognizes the sleeping giant, but very few have ever visited it.  I decided I would remedy that, at least for me.

Friday morning promised to have nice weather.  I arose early and drove to the Gates of the Mountains recreation area, then took the first gravel road left towards the giant.  I couldn’t find an entrance road to the giant (a good sign), so I parked at the side of the road as close to the giant as I could get.  I dressed in my hiking kilt (into which I slipped the car keys), kept on my t-shirt, crawled under the fence, and headed across a wide field to the pine covered foothills where there looked to be a pass leading to the giant’s face.

Reaching the pines, I slipped off my kilt and t-shirt.  Oh the relief and freedom - the sun and breeze caressing on my entire body - nude hiking is the best!

I worked my way through the trees and meadows towards the pass, crossing under another fence, continuing up, until I reached a dirt road, probably not used since last summer.  I followed this road through the hills for a few miles.

Freehiking brings one so close to nature.  The forest pines crowded close to the road on both sides.  Deer and other animal tracks crossed occasionally.  I spooked a mule deer.  At mountain meadows the wild flowers were out in full array – yellow sweet pea, purple larkspur, two varieties of bluebell, yellow mules ear, light purple and white flox, tiny white daisies, red and yellow and white yarrow, a beautiful place and time to freehike in nature.

Suddenly, hiking around a bend in the road, the giant’s rocky face appeared – close – indescribably beautiful!

I walked up the dirt road to the gate of a family summer cabin called The Sleeping Giant Ranch, probably 300 yards from the base of the cliffs.  The gate was posted with large “no trespassing” signs, so I decided it was time to turn back.

Freehiking back was just as wonderful as the hike up.

After 45 minutes or so I reached my locked rental car, felt my pocket, and . . . no keys!  I’d dropped them – somewhere – oh no – what to do?

I retraced my steps, taking a second freehike all the way to the Sleeping Giant’s face, and back.  (My feet were pretty sore by then.)  Still no keys.

I’d noticed a ranch house over the hill in the distance, so dressed in my t-shirt and hiking kilt, I headed up the road.  Just before reaching the ranch house, a truck stopped, and offered to deliver me to the airport in Helena (nearly 20 miles) where I’d rented the car.

At the airport I discovered that the extra key was in the truck of the locked rental car.  So, I had no choice but to call a wrecker to help me retrieve the car.

After a long trip and $175, I returned the car to the airport and was dropped off at my place of employment.  What a relief after an all-day-long adventure.

The freehike was wonderfully relaxing and highly recommended.  The lost key adventure was nerve-wracking.  So, what did I learn?

Always leave your car keys safely hidden near the car when freehiking.

But, keep on freehiking!

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Re: The car key problem
« Reply #43 on: December 06, 2016, 04:46:13 PM »
So, what did I learn?

Always leave your car keys safely hidden near the car when freehiking.

But, keep on freehiking!


On top of the back tire is often the best place for keys.  On most cars its hidden out of sight by sheet metal.   

I just had another thought.  What if its one of those crazy new cars that opens the doors and lets you drive any time the key is near the vehicle. 

Oh well. Car thieves now have laptop software that can open and operate new cars almost faster than getting a key out of your pocket. 
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Re: The car key problem
« Reply #44 on: December 06, 2016, 05:48:23 PM »
The faultline in that suggestion, Bob, is that the thieves will know to look on top of the rear tyre.

I recall recently reading another downside of the "keyless ignition" - a driver had inadvertently left the keyless identity fob on the car roof when she got in. The fob was in proximity, so the car started. The fob fell off as she drove away, and only when she switched off at her destination did she discover - too late - she had no way of restarting the car. When will these manufacturers learn ...
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