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Small naturist ramblers
« on: January 07, 2021, 06:43:10 PM »

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Re: Small naturist ramblers
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2021, 07:22:19 AM »
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Re: Small naturist ramblers
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2021, 07:09:50 PM »
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Re: Small naturist ramblers
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2021, 09:04:05 PM »
I've got a sauna gnome. He has a hat, and too much cellulite on his butt, always a welcome sight in the sweat. He is packed away presently, so I have no picture currently. He would look good in a yard...one of those gnomes.

Here's two pair of his relatives:
https://www.etsy.com/listing/520884955/latex-mould-moulds-molds-mr-and-mrs?ref=related-1

https://www.etsy.com/listing/287239469/latex-moulds-or-molds-to-make-for-mr-mrs?ref=related-2

Mowing lawn in the nude:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07KR5NZQH/?tag=thehomeofgnome-20

Ahh...Here he is:
https://www.target.com/p/13-7-34-resin-naked-ned-garden-gnome-exhart/-/A-79804015

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Re: Small naturist ramblers
« Reply #4 on: January 11, 2021, 12:19:56 AM »
Huh. I'm not buying that first set--it seems to cater to the "naked man, clothed woman" fetish. Forget that.

Bob, were you the model for the lawn-mowing guy?


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Re: Small naturist ramblers
« Reply #5 on: January 12, 2021, 02:23:34 AM »
Ha! I thought the same thing. Bob's former self.

The gnome seems to be standing in the sidewalk of a town in a couple of those pictures. His genitals are covered by beard tucked into a belt. Ya know, technically, he is street legal in Arizona.
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Re: Small naturist ramblers
« Reply #6 on: January 18, 2021, 12:55:44 AM »
Jbee, you have gone zooming down in my estimation if you have garden gnomes!
When I come and visit you I will be very snooty about them!
Tawdry clutter in my opinion!  :P ;)
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Re: Small naturist ramblers
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2021, 04:01:22 AM »
He is stationed in the sweat. He is representative of the Norse sauna gods. He had his own alter with other deities inside the Tortolita sweat, aka the Tortolita Temple. All are welcome in the sweat, even tacky but cute and friendly gnomes.
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Re: Small naturist ramblers
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2021, 07:38:22 PM »
Here is my garden gnome.  This picture was from 2005.  Not naked though.  He's still there.   Someone stole the bunny. 

Human bodies are natural, comfortable, and green.
To see more of Bob you can view his personal photo page
http://www.photos.bradkemp.com/greenbare.html

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Re: Small naturist ramblers
« Reply #9 on: January 21, 2021, 07:00:41 PM »
When  a member of the Society of Creative Anachronisms got too frivolous in their Medieval garb, they would come back to their camp/tent with plastic pink flamingos placed at their door step. A message of too much.

To me these things are a joke in a laid out front yard, and tacky, but I enjoy them in the backyard, like I might enjoy Greek statuary art in a garden. Give me a more natural look. A little doodad here and there can be fun, but also have the appeal of garbage. A difference would be a display to impress the public compared to a fun nicknack, or surprise. Still, gnomes are so cute, it is difficult to be offended by them.

Today, I have a blank canvass in my yard. One huge tree. As time goes on, it will evolve. I have stained glass that will become flowers and trippy sculpture, little pieces of art, classic sitting areas, a structure around something practical. Cute little naked people would be as welcome as big ones.

I think that the location, and size of a front yard make a difference. In an elegant front yard, tacky. In a tiny space in front of a trailer in a mom and pop nudist community, what the heck, fun.
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Re: Small naturist ramblers
« Reply #10 on: January 22, 2021, 10:32:29 PM »
Oh goodness!  Has everyone got gnomes?  Is this a side effect of naturism?  If so hand me some clothes!!  ::) ;D :-\
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Re: Small naturist ramblers
« Reply #11 on: January 23, 2021, 12:38:28 AM »
Dunno. If you dress up your house instead of leaving it natural, is that a naturist faux pas? ;D

Do you want a tall statue of Venus and a fountain, or a $20 naked gnome?

Such is much to ponder!
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Re: Small naturist ramblers
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2021, 02:20:13 PM »
Every flower pot should have a set!

https://patinastores.com/products/mini-naked-rambler-plant-decor
wow.i have to have plants in my flat to adorn them with these...
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