What do you say if they say....?

[Greenbare Woods]

Okay, I've been asked, "Have you no shame?!?" ...

...And an effective, useful response to this putz might be?
Jbee

Shame for what?  Shame for being human, the most beautiful species?  Why would I be ashamed?   

Bob

[ric]

ive been asked this many times  .... by the wife....    usual answere is no

[rrfalcon]

"Have you no shame?"

"I'm not ashamed of my body, no."

[eyesup]

Sorry! Fresh out!

Duane

[jbeegoode]

How's about this one?

"I don't want to look at your junk! I don't want to see that! Why should I have to look at that!? Why do you even want me to look at that? Its gross! If you were to bend over, I'd probably puke!"
Jbee

[ric]

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"I don't want to look at your junk! I don't want to see that! Why should I have to look at that!? Why do you even want me to look at that? Its gross! If you were to bend over, I'd probably puke!"
Jbee
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why dont you look at something else then. .......  and  dont worryi aint bending over with you arround.

[Greenbare Woods]

How's about this one?

"I don't want to look at your junk! I don't want to see that! Why should I have to look at that!? Why do you even want me to look at that? Its gross! If you were to bend over, I'd probably puke!"
Jbee

That is the most gawdawful clothing I have ever seen!  How can you go out in public looking like cow puke wrapped in UGLY?  Why would you ever want me to look at that?  Its so gross!  If you were to turn around, I'd probably puke.! 

 

[jbeegoode]

"looking like cow puke wrapped in UGLY."
  LOL
Jbee

[jbeegoode]

How could you address this indignation:
"You just want to show off, parading around, getting a thrill. I don't appreciate you using me for your exhibitionist sex games. You have a lot of gall to use children to expose yourself, too. I can't understand how anyone would enjoy exposing themselves to children? You creep!"

So far, I've got about 40 more of these excuses, reasons, attacks and what have you. They need comebacks and reasonable retorts, answers and education. I'll keep posting them. Sometimes stupid and ignorant is stunning and you just don't have a clue what to say to it. Best be prepared.
Jbee

[Peter S]

“I wasn’t visible to children or anyone else until you came along and started staring at me. Are you some sort of stalker or peeping Tom?”

[nuduke]

The Gen. Cosgrove interview seems to be a version of the old joke as follows:


A couple go to a restaurant, have a meal and ask for the bill.
The husband objects to the item on the bill charging £5 for 'Use of Cruet'
"We didn't use the cruet" he objected.
"Well, said the waiter, "it was there if you wanted it"
The man paid the bill deducting £10.  The waiter said:
"Sir, you are £10 short on your payment."
"I've deducted £10 for you having sex with my wife."
"I didn't have sex with your wife!!!"
"Well, she was there if you wanted it!!


Same joke you see, and not one of the greats either!!  Sorry


John

[jbeegoode]

My ex-wife's attorney actually tried to lay that one out when questioning me in court. "So, when you take your son to the motel room to expose yourselves to him...."

The judge gave the shyster pig a very stern look, "That will be enough of that." The plaintiff lost the case hands down had to pay my expenses to defend myself.

So, my retorts:

"It is harmless, wholesome and natural for family members to share facilities, at home and when traveling. If you are accusing me of getting a kick, then you must assume that you would get a kick as this is eh only understanding that you have. It is apparent that you are the sicko, not me."

"If you'd be exposed to a child, you would get a kick out of it? That sick! You sicko. Who would get a kick out of being naked in-front of a child?!! Go away from me you pervert."

"When you are naked in-front of others, you get a kick out of it? I'm not an exhibitionist like you, I'm a nudist." Yep, put them on the defensive and stand on a naturist's ground.
Jbee

[John P]

If they say "I don't appreciate the sight of you going around with your genitals exposed" (they might use other terminology) you can say "Well, as you can see I'm just not wearing any clothes. But what's this 'genitals' business, is that something I should be obsessed with?" (Emphasis on the "I" to make it clear that the sentence is obviously followed by "The way you are".)

[jbeegoode]

 AND THEN, they say,"There is an appropriate time and place for everything. The shower in the bedroom the locker room. Can't you see that other people don't want to see you naked. It isn't normal. The shower is normal, the bedroom is normal, are you so dense that you can't understand that? It is so obvious!"
Jbee

[ric]

Have you never come accross comunial showers?   Different countries / cultures have different views on what's normal.   World would be a boring place if we all thought the same.