Also adjacent to Sherwood Forest is the village of Edwinstowe, cradle of the eternal witticism:
Q: "Where is Edwinstowe?"
A: "On the end of Edwin's foot!"
Effect: Peals of helpless mirth amongst one's interlocutors.
Second only to the deathless gag:
Q: " Where are the Andes?"
A: "On the end of your wristies!"
Not easily translated to script, I might add!
I live about 30 miles from Sherwood Forest today and have never given a second thought to walking naked there as it is a major tourist venue for the region and indeed the UK. There is a large visitor centre, extensive parking and overflow parking and the trails and paths are all populated by walkers, joggers, kids, dogs, cycles, wardens, teachers and schoolkids, parties of less abled, better abled, chavs, spivs, courting couples, married couples, families, extended families, twitchers, botanists, mycologists, ornithologists, bryologists, dendrologist etc etc etc etc. Now Hear de Word of de Lord, Yessah!
Those paths in the forest I have walked down recently (last early autumn) give on to fairly level ground, undulating gently where less flat and high trees with low undergrowth and large areas of leafy carpet making visibility clear to relatively long distances. Very inappropriate for taking your shirt off on a hot day let alone total nudity.
David's experience just goes to show I've not been there and got off the beaten track! My visit last year was to support a friend who was completing a hike of over 100 miles for charity. I walked about a mile in, met the hiking party and my friend and walked with them the mile out as moral support at the end of their long journey. Previous visits were in former years (1990's) with the kids, when we also lived about 30 miles away. So on all visits the progress was very much ON the beaten track.
Is David contactable through any forums or whatnot? Maybe there'll be another naked walk later in the year?
John