Do oleanders grow in cool climates i.e. UK?
Now then, Trip Report. Aha HA!
I went to a naturist swim yesterday in Sleaford, Lincolnshire. If you recall, dear reader, I was going to go 2 weeks ago when my wife was away but changed my mind for the better avoidance of deceit. When she returned I told her about this respectful decision and I'm sure she appreciated it (amongst the usual huffing about why I would want to drive for 35mins just to swim simply without a small garment versus a 10 min drive to the local normal swimming pool) but remarked as she does that what I do when she's not there is up to me.
This week we were discussing each others' diaries and I cheerily remarked (not spontaneously of course) that it was again the fortnightly naturist swim at Sleaford Leisure Centre and that, now that there is no duplicity, dissimulation, dupery or deception involved, that I would go this week. She bristled. "Whether you approve or not." I finished. She did not speak. Yesterday she asked if I was going out this evening and I replied that I was. "Well, I don't approve, as you know, but I won't try and stop you if you want to go." she averred. Excellent! A bit of spousal progress I think.
So off I went to the swim. When I arrived in the car park a few minutes before the start time of 7.30, I was surprised by the number of people also arriving obviously dressed for sport and carrying bags that were obviously for sport kit. We proceeded into the foyer through some barriers made of sheeting that were obviously there so the public could not see into the foyer café where the early comers and organisers were well into the nude session, booking people in and taking their fees and a registration form which I filled in honestly. Being a first timer at that swim I was then welcomed by one of the organisers and shown round the leisure centre, which I was surprised to find was much cleaner and better maintained that I had imagined from its corrugated industrial unit exterior. For instance, no problem about going for a pee barefoot - the floors were very clean. So that was nice - and made to feel welcome. The whole leisure centre was very open plan and all was available - exercise machine rooms, sauna, steam room, front café (vending only) and pool. We had the place to ourselves, no out of bounds places. I disrobed, put my clothes etc. in a locker (dang, not 100% naked as had to wear the key on a wrist strap!), showered and dived in.
Observation and conversation with other naturists revealed that the group of about 40-50 were composed mainly of regulars, but during the evening I spoke to 2 irregulars and another first timer. The average age was about 70 with a span from late 30s to late 80s, I reckon. There were about 30-40% women, no kids, and most people were white British (as is the case in much of Lincolnshire. Most of the other races/nationalities in our region are eastern European) although there was an Asian couple and a transsexual (M to F). There were quite a few regular naturists, which one deduced from the all-over tan. Conversation in and around the pool revealed that this session was a fairly modest turnout (mid holiday season in the UK) and that there were families with kids amongst the regular attenders. One gentleman observed that over time the group had become more male and we had the single male discrimination conversation with which I will not bore you here. Everyone was very friendly and I didn't feel like an outsider or anything.
I swam and steam roomed (don't like Saunas) and chatted until about 8.45 or 9pm whence I showered, dried but did not dress and joined the majority of people that had now gravitated naked to the café and it was obvious that they were also a bit of a social club with flasks of tea and cakes being shared across the tables. I drank a modest bottle of water and fully dried off whilst to my surprise, they had a raffle! Weird. But reinforcing the fact that this was a club.
I greatly enjoyed my hour of freedom to be naked in a situation that otherwise I would long to be naked in. I shall go again.
John